Just wanted to document to the world the following policy that I'm putting in place as of this very moment.
All quotes or estimates or ballpark figures that are asked of me on the fly, in person are pure conjecture on my part. They do not constitute an agreement, a firm quote or anything that I will be held to. The same goes for recipes. A smidge of this, could in fact, mean a half a cup or vice versa. I'm not a numbers person. I don't do quick calculations in my head. If you ask me the price of a fabric I reserve the right to be off give or take $20-50/yard in either direction. All prices asked of me never include taxes, shipping, airfare or monies necessary to grease the right person's palms in order to get said item here on time in one piece. Also, numbers I may quote you are often in foreign currency. You are on your own with that one given the rollercoaster that is the stock market.
So there, I've gotten this little bit of housekeeping out of the way. Now I just need somebody to bake me some Oatmeal Chocolate Chip cookies, sans Evil Cinnamon. Oh and a cuppa tea would be lovely too. Two milks, 1. 5 sugars.